rusty69 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said: Wouldn't that be Lloyds (the Black Horse) Bank The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the ground, and are about to shoot him. "Do you have any last wishes??", one of them asks. "Bring my horse, Silver, over here.", the Long Ranger replies. They grant his wish and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers for a moment into Silver's ear. Then Silver disappears over the horizon like lightning. He returns in just a few seconds with a big, beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, strips naked and in short order she and the Long Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost, much to the delight of the bad guys. When they've finished, another bad guy says, "That looked like good fun. Do you have any other last wishes??" "Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.", the Long Ranger replies. Silver approaches, and the Long Ranger whispers into his ear, "You idiot! I said bring POSSE!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyG Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, rusty69 said: I know the song,as I had a childrens TV tunes LP, and Fireball XL5 was on it. I don't remember the tv series, but do recall Stingray,Captain Scarlet,Thunderbirds, Joe 90 etc We could only afford 45's, to play on the one Dansette between us, which doubled up on Sat night as a boombox, in a very small back room at the tennis club. Edited November 21, 2017 by LadyG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, LadyG said: We could only afford 45's, to play on the one Dansette between us, which doubled up on Sat night as a boombox, in a very small back room at the tennis club. We were more affluent in the 70's,so could afford LP's and stereophonic speakers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 hours ago, WotEver said: Marina, Aqua Marina... She were dead fit I used to fancy her a bit frigid though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, mrsmelly said: She were dead fit I used to fancy her a bit frigid though. You're a married man......... to me apparently, if you read the other thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotEver Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, rusty69 said: You're a married man......... to me apparently, if you read the other thread There’s some bigamy going on somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cereal tiller Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, rusty69 said: You're a married man......... to me apparently, if you read the other thread Schmelly was a Novice Swimmer at the time, he wanted her to teach him the Breaststroke! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, rusty69 said: You're a married man......... to me apparently, if you read the other thread I were single your honour when she were ont telly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cereal tiller Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, mrsmelly said: I were single your honour when she were ont telly Handed? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, cereal tiller said: Schmelly was a Novice Swimmer at the time, he wanted her to teach him the Breaststroke! corrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, mrsmelly said: corrrrrrr Andrea, Caroline or Sharon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsmelly Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, rusty69 said: Andrea, Caroline or Sharon? Who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, mrsmelly said: Who cares Jim, i expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty69 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 39 minutes ago, WotEver said: There’s some bigamy going on somewhere... Infamy,infamy...........they've all got it infamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan de Enfield Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, cereal tiller said: Handed? Change at 99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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