Cliff Richard

[Athy]

2 minutes ago, Flyboy said:

Good answer, I was thinking   Eileen

Good answer also. From Dover, wasn't she?

[Flyboy]

What do you call a man in a slow cooker?

[zenataomm]

Stew

[Flyboy]

What do you call a man that always wins ?

[davem399]

Victor.

 

[Flyboy]

What do you call a man who's always there when you need him ?

[cereal tiller]

1 minute ago, Flyboy said:

What do you call a man who's always there when you need him ?

Andy

[Flyboy]

What do you call a man who always asks for money ?

[rusty69]

What would you call Postman Pat if he lost his job? 

[Flyboy]

4 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

What would you call Postman Pat if he lost his job? 

Pat

[Neil2]

I know none of you will believe this but my brother in law, Rod, was once struck by lightning.

[Victor Vectis]

1 hour ago, davem399 said:

Victor.

 

You rang?

[MtB]

A man perched on top of a tripod?

[Neil2]

38 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

A man perched on top of a tripod?

Ha ha, I used to get "oh you're the guy that can't stand up"

[monkeyhanger]

On 4/6/2017 at 08:23, Athy said:

Congratulations.

He's still a Bachelor Boy too.

[Athy]

On ‎07‎/‎04‎/‎2017 at 15:58, Mike the Boilerman said:

A man perched on top of a tripod?

Theo (his surname will, I imagine, be Delight).

[Nightwatch]

A cowboy rides into town with a paper gun,a paper holster, a paper Stetson and paper clothes,he was on a paper horse,

 

sherrif locked him up for rustleling.

[Athy]

What do you call a woman who is always complaining?

 

(N.B: "Wife" will NOT be accepted as a correct answer).

[Neil2]

Mona Lott

[Athy]

3 hours ago, Neil2 said:

Mona Lott

You'll do; I was thinking just of "Mona".

[Ray T]

What do you call a man who has been in an Irish bog for 50 years?:

 

 

 Pete.

[Ray T]

What do you call a man with a plank on his head?

Edwood

 

What do you call a man with three planks on his head?

 

Edwood Woodwood.

 

 

Edited April 9, 2017 by Ray T

[MtB]

On 07/04/2017 at 15:58, Mike the Boilerman said:

A man perched on top of a tripod?

 

Seeing as all your guesses are lame, I'll tell you the answer...

"Mike", obviously....

[zenataomm]

A woman who works in a greasy spoon is Caff

A woman with a tile on her head is Roof

A German party host is called Hans Neiz undt Bumpsa Daisy

Now can we get back to the important question of this topic which is did Cliff's hovercraft have a pump out?

http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cliff2.jpg

By the facial expression I think cassette

[Athy]

9 hours ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

Seeing as all your guesses are lame, I'll tell you the answer...

"Mike", obviously....

Why? I thought that my answer was fully ambulatory.