I've got womens problems

[Alan de Enfield]

Or the one that got a 'runny nose'

[Hawkmoth]

Like all women, it could feel let down.

[GUMPY]

Along the same lines as "She was only an admiral's daughter but.....", perhaps?

Or bring me another one this ones split.

[Magic Potion]

Or bring me another one this ones split.

Wasn't that with hamsters?

[matty40s]

Wasn't that with hamsters?

Freddie Star was innocent m'lud.

Edited May 15, 2014 by matty40s

[MyLady]

As is a woman who chooses not to wear make up - Its that underlying confidence that says "this is who I am" that appeals to me

 

The best makeup a woman can wear is a smile, the rest is just a poor paint job!

 

(Ducks and runs),

 

Roger

Edited May 16, 2014 by MyLady

[madcat]

Smile, that's me out of the running then.

[bespin]

We designed our whole electrical system around being able to run a hairdryer and straighters because canal hair is just a big no. Also the use of the word bird is a sure fire way to solve this problem as she will not be around lol

[bizzard]

Re;- Bird. I reckon they're on Twitter and so do a lot of twittering. Twitsuns approaching too so expect lots more twittering.

[pquinn]

Chick?

[madcat]

I hated being referred to as Chick, tweety birds are food I'm not food.

[John Williamson 1955]

I hated being referred to as Chick, tweety birds are food I'm not food.

Did I see some claws extended there for a moment? <Grins, ducks and runs for cover>

[madcat]

Beware the un hooded claw

[DeanS]

In a year I predict you'll have a 5kW inverter

 

 

 

They sell cheap ones on Ebay. Go for it....you know you need it.....lol

[Quaysider]

of course everyone has missed the obvious, easy solution to the problem....

 

Swap her for a bloke!

 

AND he'll never have to leave the seat down again too - another bonus!

[George94]

of course everyone has missed the obvious, easy solution to the problem....

 

Swap her for a bloke!

 

AND he'll never have to leave the seat down again too - another bonus!

 

Very good points. And to make it easier, I've got a 3kVA inverter, and will volunteer to take her off your hands.