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  1. Bear lady advise

    Well here's a turnip for books as you say. Asleep this mornin an banging start on side hatches. I shout siri in iphone for time an he tell me 10.57 I say 'who hell wake me this early, it not bargain hunt time yet.' He tell me to open door and see. I say 'it rhetorical question dickehead' now he give me silent treatment. Behold an low it is gurlfriend! she tells that she doing hair wash and blow job on mans boat when hair drying gun stop and low voltage alarm sound. He run to smart gauges and shout angry 'you take my trojan down 37%!' She cry now an havin bad hair day. She tell me 'johnny no joules' {this my new name for him} has sulpheration of the trojan und can't keep his inverter up! I laugh so much i need wee, but am sad at grifriend cry, so I fire frame genration up an let her finish hair on river bank in rain. She say 'i should never of leave you Dylan.' I say 'you should never have leave me. Don't bring you Johnny no Joules crap engish on my baot.' She cry agen now. I tell her not worry I still have loads of lead in my battery, so she now want come back! In moment of weakness I say OK and she sudden stop crying. She now produces list of demands from bag. She say she want bigger invert and trojan, I say can work with that, she also want cooker, s I say OK. Now shit really hit the ecofan, she want bowthrust an pumpout! I ask her waht kind of man she think I am. Real man has huge pole with which he thrust, an carry his own crap to eslan point. I say' trouble is you get above station living with no joules. You taken in by shiney top and huge invert, but I know for fact he only have 6mm base plate. He never black it and his adenoids are shot. I bet he down to 3mm in parts.' I then tell her she full of sh1t, but she say 'no, the pumpout full of sh1t!' This diffuse situation and we laugh now. Now no joules want borrow frame gen but I tell him to bog off. I say 'get down midland chandle shop tomorow and if you lucky it might be friday for freaks and can get youself gurlfrend there!'
  2. Thanks for posting this. I need to tackle a similar job, so your experience is very useful.
  3. Mobile signal booster

    Thanks for ideas and info. Will have to look into it a bit further.
  4. Mobile signal booster

    Thanks for that, very interesting.
  5. Mobile signal booster

    I have an iphone with 3 network which is great for internet access on the boat. Trouble is it is dire at home, and I could do with improving the signal somehow. I am thinking some kind of signal booster might be in order, but am confused at all the types that appear to be available. Can anybody recommend a suitable device? I have no home broadband. Thank you.
  6. Tim Leech

    Came through Dutton on Wednesday and wondered why it was so quiet, and sadly now know the reason. Rest in peace, Tim. You were always helpful and knowledgeable. My condolences to Tim's family.
  7. I am gutted. I have been on the receiving end of Maureen's "instructions" more than once, and we will really miss her. She remembered my wife's boating family from way back. It will always be "Maureen's Lock" to me, and it would be a fitting tribute if it could be renamed thus. The country seems to lack such characters today and it is a great pity to lose the remaining few we have left. RIP Maureen.
  8. plumbing in radiator

    Our workshop is piped that way.
  9. Horn with a cold?

    Ours got water in it and sounded abysmal. Blast of WD and left it to dry in the airing cupboard at home. Good as new.
  10. Smoking

    Are workers in cigarette factories allowed to smoke?
  11. Threading wires behind wood panels

    The lid off that white plastic trunking is ideal for fishing wires. You can tape extra lengths together if needed, it is flexible but at the same time rigid enough to be pushed.
  12. Switch mode power supplies & inverters

    I don't get that! When ours is doing this in/out thing and the fridge happens to kick in, then it settles down and stays on. Obviously a different issue.
  13. Switch mode power supplies & inverters

    I know others who report much the same. Problem is our washer is very fussy and needs pure sine.
  14. Switch mode power supplies & inverters

    My Sterling pure sine clicks in and out with a Nokia phone charger, or ANY LOAD UNDER 40 WATTS. Charles told me that it only does this in the "standby" mode .
  15. Paint renovation.

    Thanks, I am considering doing that next time. Will contact you then.