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Chris J W

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About Chris J W

  • Birthday 23/12/66

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  • Location
    South Of York. The other side of the Pennines.

Previous Fields

  • Occupation
    Meandering the byeways
  • Boat Name
    Jean Margaret

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  1. Hi Chris, just popped over from big finish as the folks over there are missing you.

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    That wasn't graffiti ... that was the first draft of Cheshire Rose's memoires ... Oh ... hang on ... I see what you mean ..
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    Just keep taking the pills, Richard, and I'm sure it'll be all better by morning.
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    Ok ... I know I've spent the last fortnight having a bit of a snooze ... but I swear that something's changed .... Has Bazza changed his socks? There's something ... different ...
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    A word to the wise ... don't get lost in 'The Woolworths Experience' in Miss Twoswords. Went down the Pick'n'Mix section and the next thing I knew was that I've just spent the last two days working in their haberdashers!
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    Don't forget that all forms must be completed in triplicate and ... and this is the kicker ... countersigned by Responsible Person.
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    Eh?? I thought you invented speed-cameras? After all - they are an embodiment of evil, surely?
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    We've scotch and anthracite, if that's OK?
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    dokey?
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    Ewww!! You've just put some awful mental images in my head, Richard! And, oh, that wasn't slops in the bucket ... it was Nobber's tatting homework ...
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    Oi!! I am not vertically challenged ... I just have a lot of ladders ...
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    Just back from trying to sell off a load of second-hand boiled cheese sandwiches to some Eskimos. I think Willi was pulling my leg when he said they wouldn't mind the lack of pickle. They went mental! Had to raid one of MP's bank-accounts that I'd set-up in his name to get several tuns of Branston's best flown in.
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    Pah!!! That's not what you said when you enjoyed my microwaved toast the other day.
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    Correct! Have a packet of deep-fried water. It's very nice. So I've been told.
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    Ok, who left this pile of black and white photos of obscure rubbish-bins? They're all dated between 2/4/1829 and 4/4/1829.
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