Ma Pardoes is the only place were a group of us carried a chap into a pub, usually it was the other way around. It was railway booking clerk Fred Gaskell!
And now for something completely different
Where and when might this be?
There is no witch or wardrobe, but there is a boat called Tardis. Now the Doctor had a Tardis that was a police box but other time lord Tardis's could change shape and it would seem that this one has become a narrow boat. May be the Master has come back to Earth to wreak havoc again and has enlisted the usual nasty aliens to help him, this time the "Polit Itions"