Cheap Leisure batteries for sale.

[Jim Riley]

Did the battery thief plead guilty as charged?

ReVolting joke . no doubt crim will have been lead astray.

Edited January 22, 2017 by Jim Riley

[MtB]

Do the police currently have someone in custody then? That's the acid test!

[Jon57]

They don't have the capacity to charge anyone

[Laurie Booth]

They don't have the capacity to charge anyone

They seemed to be bright sparks to me.

[Jon57]

No even if it was given to them on a plate!!!

[cuthound]

Are they short of clues.

 

Perhaps the evidence was plante d?

[MtB]

That would leClanche it!

[Athy]

Do the police currently have someone in custody then?

Yes, in a cell.

[cuthound]

Is there a case to answer?

 

Edited to add missing letters.

Edited January 22, 2017 by cuthound

[Jon57]

The suspect shredded the evidence apparently!!

[system 4-50]

I hon estly don't know where this is going to lead, but terri ble things may happen, with potential differences between post ers, even using diesel, fated to fall flat.

[Jon57]

It could be terminal !

[WotEver]

The cops have equal eyes on two suspects right now. Explaining the lack of chocolate biscuits one youth commented that 'De Self Ate dem'

[cuthound]

Perhaps he may be conditially discharged?

[WotEver]

He only showed low resistance when charged.

[cuthound]

Did someone gas him up?

 

The judge was specific about the gravity of the situation.

 

Edited to remove a duplicate pun.

Edited January 22, 2017 by cuthound

[WotEver]

While summing up the judge did note that he was relatively dense.

[cereal tiller]

While summing up the judge did note that he was relatively dense.

I heard he had a previous conviction for assault and Battery

 

CT

[Alan de Enfield]

I heard he had a previous conviction for assault and Battery

 

CT

 

But that was only when he was high on Acid.

[Athy]

Gosh, we're ever ready with puns today!

[cereal tiller]

Gosh, we're ever ready with puns today!

He also fell foul of Customs and Exide

[RD1]

One of the thieves dropped a battery on his foot, and now he is in "Traction" he is resting now at his "leisure".

The thief doesn't understand the "specific gravity" of the situation as it's his first offence, he is a "starter" at these crimes. lol.

Battery theft is one of the things the Police are now "clamping down" on, as a result of the "clamping", they are getting very little "resistance". The police are very down to "Earth" and are "Positive" they will be "charging" all the offenders but one. He has been given a conditional "discharge" as he provided the "leads" to the "battery case".

[mango]

Thanks for the jokes, folks.

[Canal321]

My boats just got some new Lithium's, I hope the thief hasn't got his ION them. They didn't half cost the Earth...